If I wanted to, hypothetically, guarentee that I shit my pants 2 to 6 hours from now, how should I do it?
If I wanted to, hypothetically, guarentee that I shit my pants 2 to 6 hours from now, how should I do it?
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Stuff marshmallows up your butt. The glycerine in them will make you evacuate your bowels within 10 minutes as they dissolve.
I can't stop laughing from thinking about someone stuffing marshmallows up their ass.
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You've tried it too? I got to 31, then farted..
My girlfriend wasn't impressed.
sounds like cloudseeding
Is this speaking from experience?
I kinda want to try this to see if it's true but also ewww
nobody:
klysma kinkers: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)This, plus your username backwards, makes me think this is the voice of experience.
A banana or 3 is more ergonomic and has the same effect.
this is true. don't ask how I know