ADHD memes @lemmy.dbzer0.com The Picard Maneuver @lemmy.world 6 mo. ago

Executive paralysis

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That’s the sensible thing to do. You can’t do everything. So if you’re going to fail anyway, you might as well do it lying down.
- Maybe get a pillow to make yourself more comfortable.
  
  Oops on the way to get my pillow I noticed something cool and now I've been reading Wikipedia for an hour.
  
  But I didn't do anything productive so I don't deserve the pillow.
- What a terrible way to think. How about not trying to do everything all at once, but one thing at a time and enjoying it?
  
  How about not trying to do everything all at once, but one thing at a time and enjoying it?
  
  "Excuse me, i have a suggestion you might not have considered. Have you tried...not being depressed?"
  
  😜
  
  "Have you tried just being neurotypical?" 🙄
  
  Bro first of all you are breaking the only rule. Second, it's a joke, we all know the best thing to do, the difficuklt thing is doing it
  
  I agree with you, you need to take manageable bites to even begin to get a grip on executive dysfunction. The downvotes seem extreme.
  
  1% more each day every day, baby.
How can I explain this to my partner?
- You just have to talk and explain <u> everything</u>. Oh, wait...
  
  But then apparently I'm overexplaining and repeating myself...
- This video actually does a pretty good job as far as I can tell and it's only a minute long 🙂
I sometimes identify with this, but lately I mostly skip panels 1 and 2 altogether.
Anyone want to get into woodworking or smithing? I've got an idea, let's veg out on the sofa doing nothing while we decide which would be a better use of our time.
- Bought all the tools, got satisfed and rarely use them
  
  You didn't forget to feel satisfied the moment you completed the Amazon order, feeling no sense of joy whatsoever by the time it arrives and you're back to your overwhelming life of failure at mundanity?
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