What's a candy that's practically crack for you?

I will happily eat whoppers until my mouth feels weird
- I really like them. My coworkers and family hate them, and mock me for liking them. But I get all of the unwanted Whoppers at Halloween, so it's worth their contempt.
  
  Playing the long game ...niiice
  
  Since I only know of the Burger King Whopper, I'm really confused right now.
- Ever bit into a stale one that's turned chewy? Happened to me once and the thought of eating another Whopper makes me gag
  
  oh absolutely, but i am too much of a fatass to care. they're still good
  
  Those ones are my favorite
  
  Only once? Those are rookie numbers
  
  Why would you remind me of this traumatic experience???
- Do yourself a favor and try Malteasers. You can often get them at World Market or the 'international' aisle at your grocery store.
  
  Noted. I'll see if I can find them.

Peanut M&Ms. I cannot be expected eat them responsibly.
- This is it for me. I don't even like most candy after the first one or two. I'll have something and think 'oh that's good' but then not go back for more, but with peanut m&ms I can and will keep going until they're gone.
- The only way to regulate my intake is not to buy them.
- I've yet to discover the amount needed for me not be able to eat them all in one standing.

Hi-Chew are fucking made with dopamine I swear.
- Try Mamba!
  
  Specifically sour mamba in the 4 pack so you get all 4 flavors
- They are what Now or Later should have been all along.
  
  They were baby teeth, I didn't need those fillings anyway
- They are good, but they take kinda plasticy

Those Fast Break candy bars, idk why. Used to be Reese's Cups but became meh for whatever reason.
- Hershey's chocolates, including Reese's, have gotten noticeably worse over th last 10 years. Peanut butter cups have gotten waxy and less flavorful.
  
  I feel like Reese's has an issue with their peanut butter. it tastes so sweet I can barely tell it's peanuts
- I'm partial to the nutrageous bars and the pretzel big cups, but yeah regular Reese's cups just aren't as good anymore. I think the base ones are just too oily anymore...
- The Niagra brand peanut butter cups are my crack. Probably the most expensive ones in the supermarket, but I shouldn’t be eating too many anyway
  
  I'll be on the lookout for them, usually American chocolate has a reputation for being gross so I avoid it.
- Was going to post this. I love Fastbreak! Agree that Reese's cups pale by comparison.

Candy Corn. Some people insist they taste like wax, and I'm like, "What?!" I will chew those things all day long.
- Lewis Black would like a word. https://youtu.be/o4vVGG_FcvY?si=03k6RlNNn7II4tIY
- I can eat a bag per year then I decide I'm done

Starburst Jelly beans. Can literally eat that shit by the bagful I swear.
- I didn’t even know these were a thing. Now I’m trying to decide if I should avoid them to avoid getting addicted, or if I should go buy a bag!
  
  Palpatine voice Dew it

Why is every post on here one of the “Security Questions” for my bank?
- Oh, wait… I should have made this a post, not a comment?
- https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/07/12/a-wider-perspective-on-flavor

....black licorice
Sue me
- But like proper swedish black licorice / salmiak or jelly belly?
  
  Proper!
- Salty or no? If yes, are you from Finland?
  
  Sometimes, sometimes not. It depends on the day.
  And sadly no, I come from a less enlightened country. Nobody here likes black licorice it seems.

Albanese gummy bears. If you bring Haribo to a party I'm going to punch you in the stomach.
- “ I’m not going over there. Last time I brought gummy bears and he punched me in the stomach.”
  
  "This time I bought sugar free as revenge"
- Getting punched in the stomach after sugar-free Haribo gummy bears is my fetish.
  
  Better finish that off with a nice bag of olestra chips
- Delete this. Albanese are too soft. Haribo perfected the chewiness.
- This is funny to me. I just got told by my co-worker that Albanese is the best gummy candy and way better than everything else. I mentioned Haribo and he was not impressed. I tried the Albanese sour gummy worms and I have to admit were really good.
- Fair.

Hmmm maybe Girl Scout Thin Mints
I'm usually more of a savory guy. I'll fucking eat all the sharp cheddar cheese and salty crackers

Red vines, once I open a bag it's game over, it will 100% be gone that day. The size of the bag does not matter. The only ones that last longer are the multi-pound tubs.
- I'm a Twizzlers guy myself. No one in my family gets it.
  
  I rotate back and forth. Sometimes I'm all about Red Vines then a few months later it will be Twizzlers. Right now, I'm on a Twizzlers kick. But who knows next week I could find myself craving Red Vines again. And I have no idea why.
  
  They are too waxy and it overwhelms the flavor.
- Give me a pack of Red Vines and a large popcorn with a blueberry ICEE please.
  
  Do you bite off both ends of the Red Vine and use it as a straw. Good times.
- A plastic-in-your-mouth enthusiast I see
- I like to use Red Vines as edible straws for mountain dew. The flavors just mesh so well

Proper scandinavian salt licorice. Salmiakki ❤️
- Oh man, thanks for reminding me of an addiction I had a few years ago. Time to hit up amazon.
  Edit: I did it, 4 diffent types on their way lol.

Smarties, which I'm aware are pure sugar
- I love smarties. And necco wafers.
- Which Smarties?
  there is only 1 correct answer...
  Edit: Ah wait..."pure sugar" gives it away. Apologies but that was not the correct answer 🙃

Literally anything from Aldi. Every single sweet they sell there is amazing, stupidly cheap, bafflingly well made.
Outside of that, Easter egg reese's pieces eggs. They have a way better ratio of peanut butter to candy shell than the little bits.
- OMG, this. My SO was all about Reese's peanut butter eggs this Easter, but the far superior Aldi chocolate peanut butter bunny bite was my Easter vice.
- I like Aldi's chocolate. All of it.

Chocolate covered raisins. I will singlehandedly demolish half a pound if I don't watch it
- Omg yogurt covered raisins too
- Mmmmm, I forgot about those

Take 5. It is a gridded pretzel with peanut butter, caramel, whole peanuts, and chocolate. If you love salty sweet and you like texture this candy is everything.
- that was gonna be my answer. if they ever come out with a bagged unwrapped mini bites version it's fuckin over for me

Not quite candy but I think it's close enough to count here: Co-op's own brand salt & vinegar kettle crisps. They're so vinegary it hurts. It's wonderful.
- Oh man I love salt and vinegar chips so much but I cannot for the life of me find anything that tastes strong enough that doesn’t cost an arm and a leg in Japan.
  
  I will give you a heads up that if you buy vinegar powder (acetic acid, basically) in an attempt to make your own, be very careful. I made salt & vinegar popcorn once, but the seasoning was too loose on the surface of the popcorn and if i breathed in at all while eating I got a hefty dose of burning lungs

Reese's Peanut Butter Eggs - specifically the ones for Easter. Those things are insanely easy for me to eat 2000 calories of.
- Oh man I’m a sucker for anything Reese. I always swear when I see it on sale because of course I’m getting some.
  
  I bought 2 of the large bags from Costco this season.
  Not my wisest move as far as long term health is concerned but definitely a delicious move.

Now n' Laters. They're actually all nows and none laters, I can down 4 boxes easy in one sitting.
- They're also deliciously flavored double sided duct tape interms of how sticky that candy is (Not in reference to its flavor) ... But fuck my fillings and teeth imma eat like 10 xD
- Those delicious banana ones have pulled a spacer off my tooth when I was in 5th grade. As an adult, they pulled off a crown.

Costco used to (still does?) sell these tubs of chocolate covered caramel macadamia nut clusters. Literally food of the diabetic gods. I had to stop buying them because they were expensive AF and disappeared way too quickly.

Hot Tamales. Do you have those in the States?
- Yes, they are originally from here.
- Hot tamales with popcorn at the movies!
- I haven't seen these for sale in Canada in over a year.
- Yes, yes we do.

Haribo gummy bears
- Don't bring them to their house, they'll punch you. Really hoping this link to another comment in the thread works.

Anything Reeses.
Andes candy is great too.
Also cotton candy.
- Those Reese's eggs around easter are so good
  
  They seriously have the best peanut butter to chocolate ratio. The regular Reese's just have too much chocolate imo.
- Got Reese’s and Andes in the freezer right now 👍

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Crispy M&Ms. I was sad when they discontinued them. Now they've rebranded as crunchy cookie or some shit.

Ferrero Rocher and Andes chocolates

Sour patch kids for me.
- I've discovered that the temperature affects how good sour patch kids are way more than you'd expect. They're best soft, in the summer.
  
  I wouldn't turn down any temperature, but you are SOOOOO right!

reese's pieces
- Hell yeah fam. I was gonna say that I never did crack and would honestly not know since I've done other drugs and I wouldn't bother comparing unless it's compared to the concept of sugar.
  But Reese's is the shit and Reese's Pieces is my shit. I love eating it. You can put it in the fridge and it is fire. I even still like that mc chris song about Reese's Pieces and he has serious mental problems now.

lindt truffles ooo yess
- Except those are rich and filling I can maybe east two of them
  
  my body may beg me to stop at 2 but that doesnt mean i will

Nerds. If I ever buy a box of them, I’ve eaten them all by that night. They’re basically just flavored sugar clumps and I love them.
- Do you love the nerds clusters?
  
  Oh fuck yeah. Those things are delicious.

Mango ginger chews, these Polish pineapple ginger candies which are 1.39 a bag despite inflation, and dark chocolate covered dried mango. Absolutely wonderful.

Candied pecans
- Theyre good but not specifically crack for me. However, I make them with dehydrated ghost/habaneros I grow and I am consistently begged to make them
  
  That sounds amazing
- Same. Those things are amazing.

I'll eat Sweet Tarts until my mouth is raw.
- This is me, I can’t buy rolls anymore, I will eat the all within an hour and be exceeding upset but the blue to green ratio

Skittles

Freeze dried Skittles
- How does one freeze dry a skittle (or anything tbh..)?
  Do you need to do them individually?
  
  He's talking about these

Cadbury cream eggs. I want a bucket of that filling so I can eat it with a spoon.
- I want the old cadbury cream eggs back.. The new ones are too tiny

Anything chewy or gummy, like caramels or gummy rings. Whoppers also slap.
Also crack

Cadbury Mini Eggs.
And any decent quality or better saltwater taffy.

Chocolate dipped pretzels and gummie bears

Crunchies. Kind of glad they aren't sold in the US because the Hershey made Cadbury tastes like wax.

This. Omgggg Mexican grocery stores have some magnificent candy! The gummy worms especially!
This candy is so much more elegantly flavored than the usual stuff and crazy packed with flavor! It also lasts a good while and maximizes flavor surface area!
- Also high end chocolate. If it's from Belgium, it's good.
- OMG please give that pup a smooch for me!
  
  Oh she gets smooches alright!

I got really into "Squashies" for like 2 weeks before I was diagnosed as pre-diabetic, which was unfortunate timing to say the least.

I don't know about you all but crack is like candy to me

Maltesers. They're like glue on the teeth, still do it

Anything sour and sweet. Unfortunately these tend to be very acidic so they make my teeth hurt.
Second place is black licorice. I did try salt licorice and it was ok, but I prefer unsalted.

Tootsie rolls. Barely counts as food but man I can kill a bag no problem.

Plenty of good candies mentioned here but I haven't seen Good 'n' Plenties mentioned yet and those are in A tier for me

Salmiakki. Not the kind of similar salted liqourice, but actual proper salmiakki. Haven’t had a variation of that so far that wasn’t amazing and addictive
- Do you mean the powder? In highschool, my science teacher once made it himself, and when it was done we could have a taste. That was strong stuff!!

Necco wafers
- I didn't know Satan was on Lemmy.
- If you're serious, can I ask why? I've never met someone who likes them and I'm curious what it is about them that people like.
  
  Personally I think it's mostly nostalgia for me at this point. I liked them as a kid because we didn't get candy too often, and I could make these last a long time. I'd usually split each disc int 4 peices and just suck on each quarter until it was gone before eating the next one.
  
  When I'd spend a summer week at my Grandma's in the early '60s, my cousin would take me to Luke's Store, where a dollar would buy a bag full of candies. Always included was a sleeve of Necco wafers.
  I liked the flavors and would try to eat them slowly, but usually ended up crunching through them.
  In 2018 when the Necco company went bankrupt, I was traveling a bit for work and would buy bags full wherever I found them. It was a relief when the Spangler company bought the brand and resumed production.
  
  I also like them. Their flavors are very unique compared to other candies, and the texture is too. It's satisfying to crunch them, and the packaging+colors looks nice.

Dried cranberries coated in chocolate.
I call them crackberries.

Do Oreos count? If not, Swedish Fish.
- Have you seen thr Oreos with Swedish Fish flavored creme?

See's Butterscotch Squares or Dark Chocolate Truffles

Smarties. Especially the big ones that come on a little stick like a blow pop.
Omg. If diabetes wasn't a thing I could eat them all day.
- you mean Rockets? Smarties is candy coated chocolate.
  
  Smarties.

caramel macadamia turtles from costco.
- Holy hell. YES. Just two for dessert. Then one as a snack. a couple before I brush my teeth. Three while I'm working. Why is the tub empty and my ass so huge?

there is only 1 correct answer...