Boeing Swears They Just Only Hire Suicidal People
Boeing Swears They Just Only Hire Suicidal People
Executives at Boeing responded to the mysterious death of a second whistleblower by claiming the company has a longstanding policy of only hiring people with suicidal thoughts and actions.
The company has pledged $1,000 to support mental health research and “to stop those sad folks from blowing their brains out or whatever.”
Gold
46 0 ReplyChef’s kiss.
43 3 Reply"That second suicide definitely wasn't us."
21 0 Replyand suicidal passengers
who reach a vibes-based consensus to drop out of the air every other flight
13 1 ReplyJust yesterday they replaced gym with a torture chamber as the workers demanded.
5 0 ReplyI half expect to see "Depressed Boeing employees come forth with shocking allegations, then go up to rooftops" on another one of these sites.
5 0 ReplyLess funny after the news broke yesterday https://www.seattletimes.com/business/whistleblower-josh-dean-of-boeing-supplier-spirit-aerosystems-has-died/
5 4 ReplyThis article exists because of that news
23 0 ReplyAh my bad, thought the article was released yesterday prior to the second case breaking, guilt as charged for not RTFA
2 0 Reply