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Marathoning them all on May 4th, what drinking game can get my friends blasted into hyperspace?

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Take a shot for every meme you recognise.
- They want to get drunk, not dead.
  
  I played a LOTR drinking game where you drank for either a landscape, precious or ring. I was late and picked all three, ended up doing something like 60 shots.
  
  Though I don't really remember anything after the beginning of two towers, and I'm pulling that number out my ass.
- This is tricky, I can't think of a drinking game that's reliable, but also won't kill you by the end of the first movie like this would
Finish your drink when they say "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot." Or "Make it so." Should be in for a good time.
"I have a bad feeling about this" - drink

R2D2 saying something probably rude - drink

Light saber fight - shot

Someone opens a door by shooting at it - shot

Old Microsoft Movie Maker swipe scene transition - drink
- You're going to fucking murder them with the swipe transition
  
  Oh I meant sip, not finish a whole glass. I'm not trying to kill them lol
- The last one is a solid one by itself.
  
  Also, I would reverse "I have a bad feeling about this" and "Light saber fight".
May the Force be with you:

Drink

Mention of the Dark Side or Light Side of the Force:

Bong hit

Scruffy Headed Nerf-herder:

Eat some acid
Nerds don't celebrate Cinco de Mayo because they're too hung over from May the Fourth.
Drink when R2 appears.

If you think that's not enough for all 9 movies than add C-3PO.

That should have you well paced for all of them without killing you or being too slow.
Every time the dialogue is awful take a drink
- They said they want to watch them all, not just the first half of the first movie.
  
  "I am the spy!"
I dunno, but you should probably try and get wasted before AOTC. only way to make anakin flirting not painful is to become numb to everything.
- Luckily thats the second to last movie to watch, so they've got plenty of time.
The Han Solo drinking game: take a shot before Han gets shot at (Han shoots first)

Note: This means you will be sober throughout the prequels obviously, but you're gonna be pretty wasted by the end of ESB
Every time you see Boba Fett
Wilhelm scream = take a shot obviously
Dismemberment = shot
Every time a light saber is pulled out, take a drink.
take any drinking game recommended here, with the extra rule that every shot has 20ug of lsd in it

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