Troi: I can sense a feeling of deep and profound spiritual connection, genuinely I do. However, I do have other appointments. So, in the mean time, I'm going to replicate you a weighted blanket and a Nintendo DS.
Speaking of which, I like to add cannabis distillate (like the stuff they put in carts) to Everclear and stir until it's completely infused in the alcohol. Then pound the shot, chasing it immediately with a beer (do not try this without a chaser). Wait 45 minutes and you will be higher than you've ever been in your entire life, I guarantee it.
In this episode of Hot Ones, the inventor of the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster discovers a marijuana plant from a little backwater planet called Earth while we eat increasingly hot handfuls of gagh.
A psychoactive concoction of Andorian meth, Klingon amphetamines, Vulcan adderall, Ferengi crack and Janeway's special formula for super concentrated caffeine.
The small glass that he is holding has enough stimulates to keep him awake for the next five months.
And it'll make you do so simultaneously as it causes you to physically split into two different versions of yourself if you ever take the transporter within 4 hours of consumption.