Map shows states where boycotting Israel is illegal

Fuckin' amen, Randy.

Texas, Ohio, Illinois, Indiana, Florida, Arizona, Georgia, Iowa, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Arkansas, Minnesota, Nevada, South Carolina, Tennessee, Alabama, Rhode Island, New Jersey, Oklahoma, Kansas, North Carolina, Utah, Missouri, Idaho, West Virginia, Colorado, Mississippi and New Hampshire.

You excluded the most important part of that sentence. The part that explains the law:
The states that have passed legislation making it illegal for state agencies to work with companies that boycott Israel include…
There’s no law stopping you as a citizen from boycotting, or recommending boycotting a business. This law targets business boycotts exclusively.
- I guess business owners and government workers, who are all citizens themselves, don’t have Constitutional rights any more. Yay?

"states where boycotting Israel is illegal" is a sensationalist lie. The article says what these laws actually do

have passed legislation making it illegal for state agencies to work with companies that boycott Israel

So it's all about contracts. That's still bad but it's nowhere near as bad as the headlines implies. A law making it illegal to boycott Israel would be laughably unconstitutional.

I think laughably unconstitutional seems to be what the scotus is on track to say is perfectly ok, so I think it’s the constitution that is laughable at this point.
- I'd be shocked if such a law even made it to the supreme court before being struck down
you are right, if PayPal, Stripe and MasterCard did the same thing, the effects would be way worse!

We're not gonna make it... are we?

It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.
- I'd like to share a revelation I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with their surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to another area, and you multiply, and you multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we are the cure.

Stand up and sing that bit about the land of the free

"What? The land of the free? Whoever told you that is your enemy"
Zack de la Rocha
(That's the part you meant, right?)

Weird. All I saw on the map was fascism. Let me get my readers. Huh, still fascism.

How do you make enforce deciding not to buy from somewhere illegal?

It's a free speech matter. You are allowed to not buy stuff, you aren't allowed to say you aren't buying stuff because of a boycott.
Edit: just to be clear, I'm not defending the policy, I'm just explaining how it works, which is also, probably, the best way to fight it.
- That is not how it works. Boycotting Israel will prevent your company from getting state contracts.
  have passed legislation making it illegal for state agencies to work with companies that boycott Israel

Seems illegal to ban this. Do lawmakers not know the law?

have passed legislation making it illegal for state agencies to work with companies that boycott Israel
- Companies and business owners have a right to free speech. These laws deliberately penalize free speech. Ergo, these laws are wildly and brazenly Unconstitutional.

have passed legislation making it illegal for state agencies to work with companies that boycott Israel

How deep is israel in US' ass exactly?

Balls deep

"Boycotting israel" =/= "opposing a genocide"

Also "Boycotting israel" =/= "anti semitism"
- It depends on if it's one of the rallies where they chant about "death to Jews" or not....
yes, the relationship is sloppier than we would want to believe, but its nowhere close to unrelated.

More than I expected! Wow!

Stay awesome Vermont!

how the hell does one boycott a country

Don’t buy exports from that country. Don’t visit that country. Pressure local businesses to not export there. Etc.