Is it a takeaway though? The plate and cutlery suggest he brought it from home, which is a more impressive achievement.
Maybe they just walked out of a Roasters, plate and all.
Now that's a power move - the service has been slow and you are about to miss the train, so you throw down the correct money and walk.
That was my thought. I've never had a full English on account of being in Norn Iron but my experience with takeaway fryups of which I have quite a bit is that it comes in a styrofoam container.
There was a kebab/burger/chicken/curry/whatever-else place near where I once lived in the East End in London that did fryups on cardboard plates wrapped in foil. Used to find them all around the parks when I’d take my dog on walks. Nestled in with all the CO cartridges in the bushes and along the kerb.
But most were served in styrofoam, yeah.
When you need your hearty breakfast to make it through the day but you're running late for work.
One time, I had “pie and mash” in Greenwich (pronounced “Grinnich” innit bruv) village. It was the blandest shit I’ve ever tasted. For all the pillaging and conquest the English have committed over the centuries, you’d think their food would taste better.
What's the blandest thing on the menu?
If you want tasty spoils of empire, try a curry or Chinese. There's a reason "pie and mash" is only served in London, it's because the rest of the country wouldn't stand for it.
should've had the jellied eels instead m8 if you wanted flavour
I’ll show you a jellied eel
Looks like scrambled eggs and raw mushrooms on that plate, that's a discount English.
That’s the ‘no true English breakfast’ fallacy.
