It's a good investment
It's a good investment
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My party has recently murdered the 2 wealthiest people in this capital. Both had huge mansions. Incidentally they were both undead so they got a reward.
Not both houses, just the smaller one. Generally the liege Lord doesn't allow people to claim his fiefs as spoils for killing nobility.
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But they were already dead!
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But were they paying their taxes on time?
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The BANK OWNS THE HOUSE. The young family you are so pleased to murder pay a mortgage each month.
Also — there’s no sex because of screaming infant.
No intimacy because of overtime.
No free time because of responsibilities.
These so called homeowners don’t even have time to figure out the Fediverse.
Pity them!
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Time to rewatch Hobo with a Shotgun I guess
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It's always a good time to rewatch Hobo with a Shotgun.
It's a perfect movie. The title sets up the premise, and the movie delivers exactly what's promised. If anyone was disappointed, it's their own fault.
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Homicidal Homeowner
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We call these 'landlords'
Or in most fantasy settings, just 'lords'
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But the elusive hobo homeowner manages to hide in plain sight.
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Semi-related, here's a list of words that contain the word "meow":