i want metal fire puppy please to thank

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Can you imagine how much friendly fire this will cause? A very patriotic amount.
- No more or less than my team already does.
  
  Probably more. But in the sense that draining a swimming pool into the ocean means there's "more" water in the ocean.
- It couldn’t be much worse than anti-personnel mines.
  
  Hear me out
  
  What if we gave the mines legs
The current guard dogs are bad enough, can't imagine what it'd be like if they had fire.
I would practice my stop, dive, and roll reflexes to use this rover stratagem.

This would be better than a flame sentry. Why should fiery death be stationary? It should be hovering around my head.
I asked my wife if we could get one. She said no. 💀
I now want this More than anything else. An actual rover guard dog that's a dog that spits fire!

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