It's my strong hand.
IT admin on job interview day!
IT helpdesk, tier 2
Oh, let me give you a ... hand 👏👏👏
Used car salesman at a cursed car lot.
Nah, his hair actually looks kinda clean. I think he works finance at a cursed car lot.
That guy sells some dodgy miracle cure with no scientific basis, I guarantee it.
An actor interviewing for a part in the next release of Home Alone?
It def involves crypto.
"The Time Warp."
He sells jewelry.
Serve disgusting food to a bunch of whackadoodles using a malformed tiny hand?
That's disgusting.
Playing Sega Game Gear makes you go HoJo!
(Intense strobe light flashes)
50 year linux veteran in a modern corporate company no one dares fire because he's the only one who knows how to fix some obscure yet vital piece of infrastructure they can't replace.
He works the drive thru at Arby's after his paper route.
