apex predators

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"Ah, the human has the zoomies."
- I heard someone in real life say that and died a little inside.
I feel like humans are basically terminators for a lot of animals, it just never stops, chasing you at a modest pace, long past the point you're tired.
- #not all humans
  
  I chase down my prey at the grocery store where it doesn't try to run away.
- Dun-dun dun dun-dun.
  Dun-dun dun dun-dun.
This is fucking incredible who made the comic?!
- Apparently https://jakelikesonions.com/ ?
  
  They posted it on Twitter (which I'm not gonna link) but I'm on mobile so searching that Tumblr is gonna be a hassle.
  
  These are awesome
  
  Amazing thanks yeah that’s it the art style looks right eh 🙏👍👌
Jake Likes Onions
What it's actually thinking is

OMG I NEED RUN IN FRONT OF THEM THEN SLOW DOWN SO THEY CRASH INTO ME
Don't wolves do some of the same kind of hunting though?
- Nah, hunting methods for wolves and prehistoric humans are very different. Wolves sprint for a quick takedown. Humans would chase animals for hours and days before the prey can no longer resist.
  
  I'll be damned. I had seen old documentaries that showed wolves being persistence hunters with large game. Learn new stuff every day :)
I heard they like flanking others before they attack. Maybe he's doing that? Wait a minute, do you think he might be doing that to us right now?
It's more of a predator - death.
An oldie but a goody

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