linuxmemes @lemmy.world 0x4E4F @sh.itjust.works 7 mo. ago

The betrayal... it hurts...

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The fuckin Tux tattoo is what sends me, lmao
- Reminds me of cabbage patch dolls with the signature on the booty.
  
  Didn't know what those were, now that I saw, you're right they're lowkey terrifying (o.o )
  
  Xavier Roberts is still single, Ladies. True.
- The only way this could have been better was if the tattoo was some beautifully kerned font above the ass that said "the kernel compiling, look busy".
  
  Porqué no los dos?
  
  One per cheek
In my 20's, a girl in bar queue told me that she knows how to compile kernel from the source. I asked her to marry me instantly, but unfortunately she was not available.
- Did you try: sudo marry me?
  
  Hotzilla is not in the sudoers file
  
  THIS INCIDENT WILL BE REPORTED
- Make. Install. Clean. Good tasks for the wife
I have a "femdom wife forcing you to install Debian" fetish
- "Choose LVM and encrypt that volume, you little slut"
  
  Doesn't encryption always go on the outside?
- New kink unlocked
  
  I always imagine that phrase with the Xbox sound and notification of achievement.
- I'm right here. You get a desktop enviroment only if you've been good, kadu.
  
  Edit: Pathetic subbies DM me your Debian installs
- If femdom, there's some domination from her side involved, then she should be forcing you to install gentoo or better yet lfs
- Someone write a script for gonewildaudio
I think we can all relate to this. But this is life we chose.
Happens everytime, amirite
I dont think it is, but this reminds me of that one scene with Alucard and now I'm sad
- Yeah that's a sad and awesome sequence. But this is (IMHO) much much darker. Berserk.
  
  He was born to a dead mother hanging from a tree, and it went downhill from there...
- I think this is from Berserk, but it's been years and I can't quite tell.
  
  Oh, maybe its my deep dive into fear and hunger that makes this scene feel familiar then, as I know Beserk played a HUGE inspiration for Fear and Hunger
Happened to me in 1997 but I didn't mind
I just wanted to mount sda
- Sda = sex dat ass
- mount, finger, fsck...old school UNIX dudes were some fucking horndogs weren't they.
O Griffith. What have you wrought! Guts!!
This is funny but not funny. In my 20s this happened to me... I installed herinux but she wasn't happy and I couldn't figure out why 🤷
- Did she offer alcoholic beverages?
  
  Can't remember but at the time I wasn't drinking alcohol... I was a real celebrity at parties 😂😂
What show/movie is this from?
- Berserk.
- I think Berserk?
  
  That or cowboy bebop.
Yeah, She wanted me to teach her how to turn off the bullshit in windows and install comodo...and to show her how to set it up too. That's the most important part.
Holy shit I might be Griffith
totally utterly ridiculous fantasy

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