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Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world no banana @lemmy.world 2 mo. ago

Here is my dog, Oscar.

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Oscar looks like he just crawled out of a well and is about to steal my soul
- You have 7 days until that happens, chill out
OP, wtf
- dog
  
  dog, WTF
Did he ride a horse into town?
- I’m having one of those silent full body shake laughs over this, thank you
Oscar does not look friendly.
- Oscar loves pets and smooches
Looks just like mine! I find it adorable when he chants the 15 muted praises for the bound ones. His little eyes rolled back, mouth drooling ☺☺☺
He needs a health bar: Oscar, devourer of treats
Can dogs do that normally?
- Yes, of course
Does he stand on two legs from time to time? He may in fact not be a dog, but a duck.
- Wat? I know a duck when I see one and that is not a duck
  
  Who are you so wise in the way of science?
What's wrong with your dog
oh no
- woof
Flexin on ya
Is that dog part bulldog
- He's definitely part dog. Don't know about bull though.
That can't be legal I've reported him to the dog police
- Please report Oscar to the dog police
G O O D E S T B O Y E
Explain.
- doggy
  
  Inadequate.
Hes daring you to sass him
he looks like he should be in silent hill.
Oh no, your dog has ILS
- He's just joshing around

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