That's a measure of success to me. Systems that have run for so long and continue to run effectively are to be commended, not ridiculed.
The article quotes the agency as mentioning the floppies not being the biggest worry. I wish it went into more detail of what shortcomings the current system has and what improvements such a shift to more modern infra would bring.
"We have to maintain programmers who are experts in the programming languages of the '90s in order to keep running our current system, so we have a technical debt that stretches back many decades," Tumlin told San Francisco's KQED in February 2023.
They say that as if most of the most popular languages in the '90s aren't still in common use today. I guess what he really means is that they managed to pick something that was obscure proprietary garbage even back then, and should've known better.
I'm 20 minutes away from multiple population centers, in Bay area California, and on a good night I get 4 mB/s download. We need public energy and data ASAP, private oligarchs are fucking us over so hard.
Sonic is offered around the bay area and silicon valley. It's fantastic. I sadly don't have it in my current place, but previously had their gigabit fiber --- symmetric, uncapped, reliable, and north of 900Mbps on iperf (fast.com would claim 1.0Gbps).