Dad Jokes @lemmy.world Deebster @lemmy.ml 3 mo. ago

Dads naming boats might be my new favourite thing

cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/8430628

Boat rule

196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone Track_Shovel @slrpnk.net 3 mo. ago

Boat rule

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I really like 'Unsinkable II'. It's got layers.
- Like an ogre.
  
  Or an onion
  
  Like cool sedimentary rocks.
- Like thermoclines :D
- It just means that the first has sunk.
  
  Wow, you must be a genius to have figured that out.
Bouyancé
Friend of a friend had "Sail Hatin". Best I've heard yet.
- Magnificent !
Hmm.

Still Afloat?

Usain Boat

I Worked Overtime For This

Not A Pirate Ship

The Hullaballoos

Aitch-Emm-Ess Vincible

and, obviously, Boaty McBoatface
- Dock Holiday
  
  Dock Marlins
- Ship Stinks
  
  Hope Floats
  
  Float Some
  
  Look at my Deck
  
  Ship off my Shoulder
  
  We all float on
  
  Port Whine
  
  Kiss my Aft
- Sea me now
- Take Your Shoes Off
I saw a cruise ship once called Costa Fortuna
Saw one on the way home today "Bow Movement"
Why live in a world where we can name boats but not cars
- But you can name your car
  
  You wouldn't name a car.
  
  Can you name
  
  CAN YOU NAME MY CAAAAR
- Some would consider having specialized license plates as naming their cars.
  
  They're illegal in France,... frankly I find this sad... pretty sure I could come up with some cool dad joke to place there
Mine was a compilation of my wife and daughter's name; Elisae and as a nod to my Norwegian heritage it was the Norse Elisae. It was only a 22' though
- It's not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean.
  
  small craft advisory
  
  Michigander so it was all in the Great Lakes or smaller bodies of water. It was mostly a fishing boat
Next up: racing horse names:

https://www.stadiumtalk.com/s/best-racehorse-names-be7b8ad6b49a42df
- "Thewofedoesntknow" I feel like that's all what this sport is about. And old, unhappy men whitewashing their illegal money
- Potoooooooo
- Hoof Hearted. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow3iWmcTX-Y
Like millennials naming their wifi
- I work in marine conservation (well, adjacent to). My wifi is SteamedDugong
They see me Sailing, and Baiting.
- Periscopin' that they gon' catch me jibin' dirty
Should be "Wood Knot"...
Those are excellent. Can somebody explain "Fishizzle" to me ? it's the only one I don't get
- This + 'fish'
  
  thanks !
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