1y ago

Dads naming boats might be my new favourite thing

cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/8430628

Boat rule

196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

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1y ago

Boat rule

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I really like 'Unsinkable II'. It's got layers.
Bouyancé
Friend of a friend had "Sail Hatin". Best I've heard yet.
- Magnificent !
Hmm.
Still Afloat?
Usain Boat
I Worked Overtime For This
Not A Pirate Ship
The Hullaballoos
Aitch-Emm-Ess Vincible
and, obviously, Boaty McBoatface
- Dock Holiday
  Dock Marlins
- Ship Stinks
  Hope Floats
  Float Some
  Look at my Deck
  Ship off my Shoulder
  We all float on
  Port Whine
  Kiss my Aft
- Sea me now
- Take Your Shoes Off
I saw a cruise ship once called Costa Fortuna
Saw one on the way home today "Bow Movement"
Why live in a world where we can name boats but not cars
- But you can name your car
  
  You wouldn't name a car.
  
  Can you name
  CAN YOU NAME MY CAAAAR
- Some would consider having specialized license plates as naming their cars.
  
  They're illegal in France,... frankly I find this sad... pretty sure I could come up with some cool dad joke to place there
Mine was a compilation of my wife and daughter's name; Elisae and as a nod to my Norwegian heritage it was the Norse Elisae. It was only a 22' though
- It's not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean.
  
  small craft advisory
  
  Michigander so it was all in the Great Lakes or smaller bodies of water. It was mostly a fishing boat
Next up: racing horse names:
https://www.stadiumtalk.com/s/best-racehorse-names-be7b8ad6b49a42df
- "Thewofedoesntknow" I feel like that's all what this sport is about. And old, unhappy men whitewashing their illegal money
- Potoooooooo
- Hoof Hearted. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow3iWmcTX-Y
Like millennials naming their wifi
- I work in marine conservation (well, adjacent to). My wifi is SteamedDugong
They see me Sailing, and Baiting.
- Periscopin' that they gon' catch me jibin' dirty
Should be "Wood Knot"...
Those are excellent. Can somebody explain "Fishizzle" to me ? it's the only one I don't get
- This + 'fish'
  
  thanks !
As found in Boston:

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