Never gets old

Yay a wholesome meme! Too many “wife bad marriage annoying” memes so this one is a breath of fresh air.

Edit: lot of salty dudes in the comments

Wife good. Marriage awesome.
- If wife isn’t good then wife shouldn’t have been wife in the first place.
  My wife’s dope.
- I'm legitimately surprised to find a comment thread on Lemmy with people in a healthy long term relationship, what a find
- Work! Glory to your houuuuuuse!
- Husband good, marriage awesome. 12 years this month ❤️
- 69 upvotes. Nice.
- Sorry officer
And it's not one of those "wholesome" memes that's just shallow positivity
- Must be miserable being you then!
I agree! Before I left reddit, there was this comic that basically spammed the sad comics subreddit before being exiled to its own. It was called "Marriage is Bliss" and I absolutely hate it. It's all about how horrible the wife is and how pathetic the husband is, and how much his life sucks. This strip is sweet, I like it. I can relate to it.
Wife still annoyed, dont think its that wholesome.
- Wife often annoyed. Can't fix everything. Wife know me love her, wife still let me see after shower. Is wholesome.
- I don't think she's annoyed, just sort of neutrally going about her business.
- She doesn’t seem annoyed, more like perplexed.

If only my wife would understand this.

There is never, ever, a time when seeing her naked wouldn't make my day better.

I'm a wife whose husband feels this way and let me just say, for a lot of heterosexual women (especially millennials; the 90's were rough for girls) it is very VERY hard to internalize this message, no matter how often we hear it.
But I'm trying! And it makes me so happy that he loves my body, so I don't get tired of hearing it, even if it's a little uncomfortable having to confront my low self esteem.
- I see it in my wife too. The answer might be obvious, but why were the 90's so rough on girls?
- I genuinely wish I could see myself (and my tits) the way my husband sees them. I don't think I'll ever get it but I'm glad they make his day.
- It is harder and harder to feel good about our appearance as we age. Which makes getting lots of attention harder and harder to handle. I’m sure there are also times when maybe he never gets tired of staring at her boobies but maybe she gets tired of them being stared at. I try to be respectful and sensitive with my wife, always, but we have had the talk about how “we are married and I’m allowed to just look at you for no reason.”
- I feel this so hard, I know my husband loves my body but I don't 😭
- I totally get it. My wife had bdd as well, so it's taken some time, but it's getting better.
Send her this comic
100% makes any day better!
That is incredibly wholesome! I wish for you to continue to have many happy years together!

The author of this comic strip came to our house one time when I was little. He was visiting some family at Pickwick Lake (I think) and somehow came over to our house with some of my stepmom's friends. I absolutely couldn't believe it that somebody famous was there with us at our house. He seemed like a really nice person and he left a couple of doodles of our dogs and an autograph for me and my brother.

That's awesome! Most cartoonists seem like they'd be cool people in person.
(except notably the dilbert guy)
- It seems to be a hit or very, very miss with cartoonists.
/c/thathappened

I just sent this to my wife and asked her what she thought it meant. She said "that you don't get bored seeing them every day". I corrected her and said "more to the point that even after seeing many sunsets, they are still beautiful and amazing".

"Just like a sunset, they get lower every time I look at them"... not to say they're not still beautiful haha.
- can't tell if you're referring to breasts there or saggy old guy scrote. ballsack drag is real.
and I thank my lucky stars to see each one. Life is short. When possible, ogle at your mate's bits, it's worth your time.

There's an episode of 'Malcolm In The Middle' where the job forces Lois to wear make-up. Hal sees her and and becomes feverish. Later on, she refuses to wear the make-up, comes home, and Hal sees her and becomes feverish.

Isn't that the same episode that Hal and Lois realized they never went more than a day without sex since they met, and spent the entire time avoiding each other?
- Different one. In the one I'm talking about a customer solicits Lois, she marches him into her manager's office and makes him confess. She isn't not raging mad, to her it's just proof that the make up is demeaning. After she leaves it turns out the customer is the manager's brother in law.
  There's also an episode where Hal and Lois can't have sex for a month. He paints the house, replants the yard, and gets a promotion at work...

I still softly say "booooobiesssss" around my wife in my perviest voice when she is nekked.

Real talk, is there Arlo and Janice rule 34?

Asking the real questions. I still remember seeing the black underwear in this strip when I was young and thought "... Damn".
It exists, so there is.

Yup! Very true.

Nice

She sounds annoyed outside, but inside she’s creaming herself

Booooo! Not funny

Classic boomer comic

Slightly off topic but is there a name for this boomer art style? I don’t mean just this artist in particular, but any comic/illustration that is very clearly made by a geriatric.

Andy Capp style
Slightly off topic, but is there a name for this juvenile word crafting style? I don't mean just your words in particular, but any sentence/paragraph that is very clearly made by some kid.
- I think the word you’re looking for is Redditor.