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Father Unaware He's Been Pushing Empty Stroller For Past 8 Blocks

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CLAYTON, CA—As he strode down the sidewalk and glanced at the numbers on his Fitbit, sources confirmed Thursday that local father Trevor Doherty was entirely unaware he had been pushing an empty stroller for the past eight blocks. “Look, sweetheart, it’s a doggy—an Australian shepherd doggy!” said t...

Father Unaware He Been Pushing Empty Stroller For Past 8 Blocks
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