The nukes are flying, you have 10 minutes to make an environmental story with just what's in your room right now

cranking my hog on the toilet with a plastic bag over my head.

so a college kid 35,000 years later can see the photo on a slidedeck and say, "Respect, King" and get a big laugh.

Just going to shove as many bottle caps into my ass as I can

Sit on toilet reading magazine about whatever global nuclear threat launched the nuke holding a blunt in the other hand

Probably hug my cat so that someone looting my house has a moment of sadness while they steal my cans of beans

I'll make sure I'm in a wAcKy pose like le fallout 4 and my skeleton will have it's head in the toilet with a plunger up my ass.

im currently on a pretty high floor im sure i'll either be vaporized or buried under rubble

Body shielding an adorable plushie whale.

I’m literally almost gonna cry dude.

Scruffy gonna die the way he lived.

Hunched over my keyboard. Died as I lived, a gamer and a poster (and too online)

I want to be the idiot that thought they could hide in their bath tub. I would be in the fetal position snuggling with my pikachu plushie

If the nukes are flying now, there won't be anyone left to find the skeletons

Im near a naval base that is one of two repair depots for blackhawk and apache helicopters, along with launching UAVs. There was another here that also housed minesweeping vessels and aircraft carriers, but that base was BRAC’d some time back.

The remaining naval base is on a relatively short list of actual nuke targets. Im not doing shit but calling my kids one last time to tell them i love them.

You know that one guy at pompeii? Yeah, that's what I'll be doing.

I guess i'd throw all the guns, my stuffie, and the copy of Fight Club in the bathtub and jump in after it.