This format doesn't make sense for this joke imo. The poop is trying to kill me with a traffic jam?
23 4 ReplyHmm. Maybe, but have you ever been stuck on the road with like 3 spicy McChicken and a filet o fish in your stomach? Maybe some taco bell in the mix
9 0 ReplyDamn. I love spicy mcd (in my country they are really hot & spicy) but eating one drumstick is enough for me to not eat it for the next couple of months.
4 0 ReplyNo
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2 0 ReplyShould be something like Fart Me in a traffic jam
Poop about to come out
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Imodium is your friend, keep some in your car
11 1 ReplyIf the poop is crowning, I'm thinking the only way Imodium is gonna help is if you take it anally
6 0 ReplyLoperamide (generic)
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When you finally sit down, got comfortable, and then start smoking a menthol.
9 0 ReplyLol
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the almighty turtle head
5 0 Reply5 0 ReplyI've always liked both of these terms. Another one is, touching cloth.
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You should look into figuring out how to regulate that digestive system you got there bud
6 1 ReplyAs someone who's currently pooping, this helped
3 0 Replyi always try to poop at work, might as well get paid for it
2 2 ReplyBoss makes a dollar, I make a dime
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