Fuck mini bricks

Anyone who gives my kid a mini bricks model needs to be kicked in the dick. How the hell are these things popular?

The pieces are minuscule and all 500 come together in a single bag. Then the instructions are shit so you have to sit there and try to decipher what the fuck goes where, then find the tiny little fucking piece you need which will take an eternity unless you spend 40 mins sorting them. Then when you go to put it together they’re so damn small it’s impossible not to break the model unless you are an adult in a baby body. Who the fuck designed these, Benjamin Button?

By Allah whoever designed these abominations must be put to the sword. Fuck mini bricks and anyone who buys them and ESPECIALLY fuck anyone who gives one to my kid.