When does a joke become a dad joke?
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when its meaning becomes apparent
I love you. Will you marry me?
We'll see
Sorry, my name is Fred, its not meant to be
The child isn't born yet and he's dishing out dad jokes?
Either it's not his wife's first child or he's a premature dad and he should go to the hospital to be monitored until the child is delivered. There is a chance he obtained dad power without being a dad yet. Premature dad puns are too concentrated and are hard to control; they is a danger to himself and those around them.
Please post again for more unsolicited medical advice.
-- Totally a real doctor.
Going to Labour? I didn't know his wife is active in politics
Waiting to make this call any day now, I'm definitely stealing this
I'd have asked "where was she when the neoliberals forced out Corbyn with their smear campaign demagoguery?"
Huh?
"Labour" is also the British equivalent of the Democratic Party, except they somewhat recently had an actually left wing leader. Neoliberals couldn't have that, so they concocted smears about him supposedly being antisemitic to force him out and now the leader of Labour is Tony Blair but without the charisma.
