Anon gets drunk at the movies

Dude has a point though. In cinemas in the Netherlands you can just buy big ass beer bottles anyway so what's the bfd

Having a large beer vs getting very drunk on liquor is quite different, no?
- Not when you're a lightweight like me!
The Americans and their Puritan BS.
- We have movie theaters here in the US that let you buy and drink alcohol too.
Since allegedly the whole cinema was full of "parents and children", it clearly was a afternoon screening.
Like, just go to a late screening if you want to drink?
- Don't tell me when to drink in public.
dude has a point
Damn straight
it's about alcohol
Ha ha, yeah
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Same in California theaters and some in Arizona that I can confirm, probably all over the US tbh.
Proof of this greentext being fake and OP was paying more attention to the dad than the movie, proof of OP being gay.
- Those are adult-only theaters where you'll be carded upon entry. The OP clearly wasn't at one of those.

Probably was just mad he was't sharing. Why else would he sit next to him?

quick wristy?

That last sentence. What the fuck.

Is this your first day on the internet or something
I know there is some shady shit going on in the background. What I don't know is why.
I agree. Is in not universally accepted that Nick is clearly the hottest?
It's called a "punchline".
- I’m so used to greentexts being sincerely pathetic that it flew right past me. My bad!
Are you new to the internet? Should we tell you about rule 34?
- "I will not turn into a snake. It never helps."
- It’s possible to know about something for years and still be freaked out when it shows up.
I thought that was the most reasonable part...

No matter one's views on drinking at a cinema...

The dad's an idiot. How the fuck are kids going to realize that's booze in a dark theatre, especially if their dad is between them? He ruined the experience for his kids by constantly drawing attention and letting the kids realize something was up, not Drunky Anon

Depending on the booze you can tell -- if he's taking swigs of vodka or whiskey it's pretty easy to know
- And he was taking chugs, aaaand ended drunk, so it wasn't beer. Also, the smell.

That was a good read.

Land of the free

Can't drink in the cinema

In fairness I did watch a movie in a disney cinema once that actually had a bar, drinking my long island iced tea during the movie was a great experience.

After the "Quiet on Set" drop, and Nickelodeon not being nearly as wealthy, anon probably has a good point about Jessica Rabbit.

I went to see Zootopia and the only complaint I heard was from a little girl who I could clearly hear asking their mom "why does that old man not have any kids?" and proceed to say "maybe he's in the wrong room. We should tell him." 😑

Im just gonna hope theres different world cultures clashing here because doing this in the US or Canada WOULD be a dick move. Drinking in ANY theater if it wasnt catered to that is rude enough as it is here, but doing at a kids movie is particularly egregious .

Edit: Lmao, right, I'm on greentext, that explains a lot

What? Why is it an issue to drink anywhere so long as you're keeping yourself to yourself and not causing an issue? America, land of the free....
- Well it is literally illegal most places, although most people don't care enough to enforce that rigidly.
Apparently this prudishness around liquor consumption is uniquely north american
- Yeah, in eastern Europe (or at least when I grew up, which was after the communist regime btw) it was kind of normal to give beer (idk if anyone was doing something harder but if they were stupid enough then maybe) to your kid to shut them up, I know bad parenting and it definitely fucked me up for life, but it sure is normal when I look at the state of this country I live in
Unless you are being belligerent, I don't give a shit what you're drinking.

I agree with the parent. Alcohol shouldn't be normalized as other drugs and the anon is probably an alcoholic -- who else drinks in a cinema on a Disney movie?

Yeah because it's good idea to just pretend like no one has any problems in life if it's front of the precious children. I will drink in the damn movie theater
- If you think alcohol will solve your problem, you are pretty dumb
They sell alcohol in the theaters here, so as long as your old enough you can drink in any film showing
I'm sober for a year now. Yeah don't normalize it, but mind your own business.
Shut the fuck up and mind your own damn business if no one's being belligerent.
Alcohol is as normal as it gets, buddy.
- Alcohol is one of the most destructive narcotics. Read ANY scientific paper on this.

Did you read the bit at the bottom before commenting on your outrage? OP was basically saying that they'll turn out like he did.
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