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So we've confirmed that there were only 270 kilos of drugs on the premises?
138 2 ReplyCorrect, we discovered 249 kilos of drugs in our search.
98 3 ReplyHey boss I just admitted 211 kilos of evidence, can you sign off on it?
83 3 ReplyGotcha. 2... hundred.. kilos. There you go, signed.
79 2 ReplyThis court finds you guilty of smuggling 150 kilos of drugs.
55 0 ReplyRecourse, only 100 kilograms were presented so the sentence must be lowered
50 0 ReplyWe found a dead bear in the evidence room. Seems the bear must have eaten all 100 kilos, so we're gonna close the case.
45 0 ReplyThis bear meat is the best meat i ever had. What's the seasoning ?
20 0 ReplyIt's seasoned with coffee, which gives it that energizing and uplifting effect.
10 0 ReplyBear salt, obviously.
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We have sources that indicate the bear was yours. You’re sentenced to getting us 300kg of cocaine
14 0 Replywipes white powder from my nose...
"Excuse me..."
11 0 ReplyThis chain is exactly why I joined Reddit and I'm so glad Lemmy got you guys.
8 1 ReplyI swear, I saw a video on this…
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Hey... I think you owe me 5 kilos of drugs!
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