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Amilo159 @lemmy.world

2y ago

Seizing 299 kilo of drugs

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So we've confirmed that there were only 270 kilos of drugs on the premises?
- Correct, we discovered 249 kilos of drugs in our search.
  
  Hey boss I just admitted 211 kilos of evidence, can you sign off on it?

"Hey where did our tent go?"
Me burping while stroking my extremely tent shaped belly
"No idea."
- A classic
  
  I swear this is a Shel Silverstein poem…

It's that they need a certain amount for testing reasons.
- Gotta make sure it smells right.
- For Science!!!

https://youtu.be/6rZxa3XGcF8
- Gawd I fucking love Crackermilk. They’ve finally gone from “criminally underrated” to “rated”! I can’t believe the production quality and frequency of their lil’ joke posts. We added them to our Patreonings and it’s all a bunch of behinds-the-scenes and unused takes. Love it.
- Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/6rZxa3XGcF8
  Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
  I'm open-source, check me out at GitHub.
  
  Pipebot sucks, I just use ReVanced YouTube and live happily
  
  @PipedLinkBot the link doesn't work, video doesn't strat

I mean, I get the joke, but there’s no real reason there’ll be exactly 300 kilos is there?

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