All of my kids now have Hexbear accounts.
All of my kids now have Hexbear accounts.
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And all of them have good enough opsec to never acknowledge their dad with terrible opsec.
I consider you all my children
27 0 ReplyHey its me ur child, please send ten thousand dollars in bitcoin
25 0 ReplySorry, all I have is a ton of iTunes gift cards, is that ok??
10 0 ReplyWhat not even Amazon gift cards ? ARE YOU FOR FUCKING REAL? YOU ARE NOT MY REAL DAD !
7 0 ReplyThank you father I am the grateful child and will take the cards. Please send the codes to firstname_bunchanumbers@notascam.gmail.com
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Actually I am his long lost uncle and I would take 10k in diamonds or cash. Thanks in advance.
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Dad pls stop doing this and come home. We miss you.
20 0 ReplyNo.
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What you mean: probably teen/adult children
What I picture: actual toddlers posting on Hexbear about the Sino-Soviet split with perfect comprehension of events but toddler grammar and spelling.
19 0 Replyactual toddlers posting on Hexbear about the Sino-Soviet split with perfect comprehension of events
I don't see how this is different from normal Hexbear.
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Suicidal FBI Agent
18 0 ReplyHey dad
17 0 ReplyHey Jason.
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Father I cannot click downvote
14 0 ReplyHello sir, we have never met before but I was wondering if we could have pizza for dinner tonight? Please?
11 0 ReplyWe're having bean and potato chili with cornbread, we've been over this.
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yo, dad, can you send my allowance to my monero address?
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8 0 ReplyAqua Teen Force
5 0 ReplyWait is this guy in this picture the same guy as
? Also that's a wack ass jacket.
5 0 ReplySo telling my cool anarcho communist coworker about hexbear would be bad opsec, right?
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