Idk how you do guys, but I just make turns quickly on myself and I am fully dressed. The only part I can never remove is that green diamond-shaped thing above my head. If you know how to remove that, tell me.
Hell yeah! If you’re in a hurry, you can do this as one fluid movement with a bed or similar surface. Other grown-ups might consider it undignified-looking to treat a mattress like a bouncy castle, but they can suck a lemon!
In case you haven’t tried this, here are the steps:
Hold the pants in front of you like usual and fall backwards into the bed
Use the momentum to rock backward with enough force to lift your hips briefly
While hips are raised, kick through the pant legs while pulling the waist up as far as possible before your hips return to the bed
As you roll forward, use the momentum to bring yourself back up off the bed
Once returned to standing position, pull waist the rest of the way if necessary and proceed as usual
Depends how much of a slob I've been. If they're on the floor, you can just walk both your feet in then pull them up. Maybe do a little hop if they get twisted up.