“Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.”
“Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.”
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JESUS SCARES
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Total 70s horror movie vibes!
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THE HOES
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Movie trailer voice:
He gets us
In theaters this Halloween, Jesus Scares
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[Audience screams at a Jesus jump scare]
He gotcha
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They mean it when they talk about the "fear of god"
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and yet
fear of god
is technically and delightfully ambiguously either:
- fear that others have of god
- fear that god has of others
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lars: "Boo!!" God: "Ohmyme! 😱 😭 "
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Wtf is up with the whole ’god fearing christian’ thing anyway? No way I’m going to buy into any belief where I’m supposed to fear the omnipresent being
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Remember when you were a kid and you feared your parents wrath if you did something wrong, but then you grew up and didn't need to have a parent scolding you? Well these people still need parenting by a big scary adult.
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they really took the children of god thing literally
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If it works for dictatorial despots who pay lip service, but nothing more, for their followers’ wellbeing, then why wouldn’t it work for the gods?
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Boo!
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Jésùs Carès
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Guy who wants you to love thy neighbor and turn the other cheek, but still thinks old testament genocide, torture, maiming and murder of women and children is still ok, would scare me too.
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Simple solution, flip it upside down.
___ |C| |A| |R| |E| |JESUS| |_|I love how this isn't fixing anything at all