Pastor Says Jesus Hasn't Returned Because People Haven't Donated Enough Cash
Pastor Says Jesus Hasn't Returned Because People Haven't Donated Enough Cash
www.ladbible.com Pastor Says Jesus Hasn't Returned Because People Haven't Donated Enough Cash
He told viewers if they donated more cash they could 'speed up' Jesus' return
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Who'd have known an all-knowing, all-powerful, totally unlimited god would be limited by insufficient funds?
Air fare is expensive, ok??
Could god create an airline so expensive, not even him could afford it?
Yes, but no! But yes! No, yes, ... Shut up!
I feel like, this is why some crackhead came up with the 3 persons in 1 thingy.
βHeβs fully god, just broke as fuck.β
God invented gold, right? Why does he need more?
He gave his gnosis to the Tsaritsa.
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