Pastor Says Jesus Hasn't Returned Because People Haven't Donated Enough Cash
Pastor Says Jesus Hasn't Returned Because People Haven't Donated Enough Cash
He told viewers if they donated more cash they could 'speed up' Jesus' return
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Who knew that Jesus's return to Earth was a Kickstarter. Donate enough and you will be listed as a "Most Pious Backer" in the new edition of the bible.
I assume one of the stretch goals is to cure bone cancer in babies.
He created the baby bone cancer. One of the stretch goals is expanding baby bone cancer.
So all efforts to cure cancer are in direct opposition to the will of god?
…thought I was making a joke, but now I’m worried
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Logically, praying for any outcome is against the will of God.
If God has a plan, prayer is basically asking him to change it because you have a better plan.
Shoot, pay me enough money and I’ll dress up and say “I’m back!”