capitalists will sell
you the rope you'll hang them withthemselves the tesla they'll drown themselves inI know someone died but it's a capitalist in a bazingamobile, I can't help but laugh
I’m laughing about this like
laughed when Ruth Bader Ginsburg diedThe existence of the Cybertruck window demonstration video makes this whole thing extra hilarious. Not strong enough to serve a purpose, just strong enough to kill.
Though I will say, that had to be an awful experience for the firefighters or whoever was trying to rescue her, I hope they get some compensation from
ahaha sometimes things just really line up well and make you smile
see ya
But details of how Chao's Tesla ended up in the pond have not yet been divulged by authorities, leading some people, including J. Kyle Bass, a prominent hedge fund manager and founder of Texas-based Hayman Capital Management, to question if the Tesla was hacked.
"Does the Blanco County Sheriff have the technical capacity to investigate the Tesla logs to determine if the car was tampered with or even hacked?" Bass wrote on X. "This case continues to become more and more suspicious."
LMAO FUCKING BASED.
LETS GOOOOOOOO
Edit - Look at the cope in the replies.
Edit 2 - THERE IS A R/CONSPIRACY THREAD With 100s of comments.
At least she died doing what she loved. I assume she loved drowning.
It really is crazy how American view their cars as personal tanks protecting them against other drivers which leads to them trying to make cars indestructible, forgetting that insufficient cushioning for the squishy human inside is much, much more likely to kill them.
Also they need bulletproof glass to protect them from the "criminals", which is why a less car-centric society is a completely terrifying prospect. But at the same time they also believe that we shouldn't reduce the number of guns in the country and everyone should be armed to the teeth at all times.
I'm not really sorry, it sounds horrific but she was who she was...
Honestly it sounds like a scene out of a 00's Ben Stiller comedy. It sounds like a deleted scene from Zoolander. All his friends died except for one, who then put his car in reverse and slowly drowned in a pond.
The fact that they call it a pond even! Not a lake, that would be too big. She drowned in a fucking pond! There's about three carps that will feast on her for years to come.If I had a billion dollars I would simply never drive myself, and I would not ride in a Tesla. It's the same car that techbros drive and has a subpar safety record.
A lot of celebrities used to drive Priuses as the eco-friendly choice back when it was new, and I didn't read anything about them dying in crashes. But Priuses don't have the acceleration of a drag racer or quality control problems.
I love how everything about the tesla breaks easily EXCEPT the thing that should break easily.
Killed by the same lack of regulations and oversight that probably made her rich lmao
wtf I love Teslas now
What a stupid way to die
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More like Angela 潮
Yes I know her surname isn't cháo as in 潮 (tides/waves) but I'd like to imagine a shipping magnate who eventually drowned having a surname to do with the tides to be funnier.
Objectively hilarious
With all that money she should have paid for the optional extra safety feature for her Tesla:
critical support to elon musk in his protracted war against other billionaires
Tesla's have now done more for the people than I ever could
You have been SUBMERGED!Lol owned
what unexpected good news! HahahaNature is hitting back
Musk is doing more praxis than you. What's your excuse?
Critical support.
This is possibly one of the greatest run on sentences ive ever read.
Stopped clock is right twice a day
the space goddess of the ketamine metaphysical realm is actually really based and now has complete control over her puppet
fuck
though, this doesnt make him any coolerThis just made my day
Well if you want the glass to be able to possibly survive someone breaking into it or being hit by something from outside (which seems they are doing better since that hilarious moment on stage). Then it seems that it would be obvious that it would mean also not being easy to break from inside. Even if it were regular car windows, the shit is hard to just break out from the inside without a pick or something else with a hard point. Also very curious how fast she had to have reversed to not have been able to stop and switch to drive or open the damn door. Not meaning to defend Tesla (and more specifically Musk), but kind of get the feeling she would have met the same fate in some other brand. Very stupid for someone that runs a shipping company to not know why it is important to not just floor it while being so close to a body of water.
If we are lucky, we will see more CEOs meet similar fates. Put there by their own incompetence and their last moments having nothing but fear. Their wealth and egos being unable to save them.
One down a few hundred to go.
Lol. Lmao, even.
wtf i love tesla now
That's a perfect storm of funny 🤣
Imagine building a car so stupid that you can't just open the door
It's a shame there wasn't a crowd present to howl with laughter the entire time.
lol
Lol did they make the window indestructible because they smashed a window at the demonstration? Everything is reactive nonsense. What’s next? The seat belts are steel reinforced so firefighters can’t cut you loose?
Rare Tesla Win
Skill issue
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hahahahahaha
Uncommon Tesla W
Though this story appears to be vaguely true. Can we please issue a blanket ban on all Daily Heil headlines?
set up.
