ruletants

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Transponder snails.
- I sure do.
  
  Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Mucus? I thought that was styling gel!
They are.. complete plastic. You would have hard plastic sitting on your ears. I already get annoyed by those -no the ear- headphones, I do NOT want to know what these mush feel like after two minutes.
I thought I would hate it but I think something awoken inside me when I imagined snail headphones... I... I liked it. 😳
- You're reaching levels of degeneracy only theorized until now... This doesn't even have a name, not yet
  
  That means I get to name it, right?
Yes, for all intents and purposes; toddlers are insane.
what are these creatures I need them
- They’re called “cutants”, and they used to be part of the Polly Pocket franchise when I was a kid

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