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PetulantBandicoot @aussie.zone

1y ago

We Snuck Into a CIA Base In The Aussie Outback

Still waiting to see if they return that soccer ball.

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1y ago

We Snuck Into a CIA Base In The Aussie Outback

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1y ago

Boy Boy sneaks into CIA base in the Australian outback

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This was absolutely hilarious. I am a little worried for their safety now though. Americans don't tend to be very fond of people mocking them, or exposing them for all the BS they pull. I'd be quite unsurprised if I see an article in a week that one or all of them have mysteriously:
walked into the bush never to be seen again
overdosed
jumped off a bridge or balcony
despite never owning a gun, somehow dying of "self inflicted" gunshot wounds to the back of the head
vanishing for a year before suddenly returning and never speaking of pine gap or America again
- Yes, scary stuff. Americans running around rent free here, I reckon they could get away with that BS and we would be none the wiser.
- The optimist in me reckons everytime the AFP interacted with them was for the return of the missing soccer ball.
  Scenario 1: "Hey mate, can you come down to the sati-" call ends "Crap, how are we gonna return the ball now?" 😮
  Scenario 2: "Hey mate, we got you off the plane for-" "Sorry, can't talk without our lawyer." walks away "B-but, we just wanted to return your ball..." 😥