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1y ago

you are my special secret agent, Hexbear ❤️ please tell me what Putin is going to do ❤️ and what Xi is going to do next in Taiwan, love? ❤️❤️❤️

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oh my god I thought the lines from the "inquisitive gf" meme were made up they were real
"Sweet Dave, the supply of weapons is completely classified, which is great!"
I laugh and giggle anew every time I read this
- It's so silly
  
  when I saw these quotes I assumed it was some wet-eared 20 year old. the guy is 63!
intel tonight king??
As a veteran of
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we often experienced these
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and that's why we are so strict about volcel training for all new people.
- The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
  نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
What is this from?
- some us military person getting catfished and leaked intel
  
  Could you -please- link more info I'm fucking dying
Any lonely feds want to send me Intel for my nudes? 🥺

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