Future historians:
“Did people in 2024 discover something called ‘jeanetics’? oh…nevermind, it’s just another one of those ‘shitposts’.”
20 1 Reply"Denim seemed to be of sacred significance to the people of 2024. Aside from its use in religious garments (such as "jeans" and "booty jorts") the few surviving images from the time depict its use in everything from cups and plates to staircases. Some artworks from the time seem to suggest they even considered it a part of their JeaNA."
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23 and jeans
15 1 ReplyRun by the Church of Jeansus Christ of Latter Day Capris
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De-nim tss
13 1 ReplyHa! That's good - we'll keep you on
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Jean therapy
10 0 ReplyJeaNA
8 0 ReplyWhy is that I can't scroll lemmy right now without seeing posts about jeans? This is like the 5th one. It's not even that funny.
10 2 ReplyDon't be jea(n)lous
11 2 ReplyI'm not, it's annoying, and the joke is already old. I don't need this community on my feed that bad.
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Because you dont appreciate jumor.
8 2 ReplyOkay, I'm done here. This community is off my feed.
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JeaNA disbelievers be like
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As long as you don't get the runs in your jeans.
8 1 ReplyDiarrhea is hereditary. Got it.
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Sorry I just discover all these denims things, can someone explain ? Thx <3
5 0 ReplyI wish I knew. Someone just started posting jeans one day.
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Next level meta content.
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4 0 ReplyQuoting the famous philosopher Jimmy Pop Ali:
It doesn't matter what I'm packing in my denim, it's what's in my genes.
- Jimmy Pop Ali esq 'i wish I was queer so I could get chicks' ( one fierce beer coaster, Santa Monica, 1996)
4 0 ReplyAnd let's not forget his other banger: "There must be something wrong with Al Pacino's nose, cause the scent of a woman's like rotten tomatoes."
3 0 ReplyOh yeah, that one is extremely quotable too:
'I'm snorkeling for clams and doesn't matter if I wanna be, don't come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny'
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Gross
3 0 ReplyJeaNA
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