This isn’t nearly subtle enough to be funny. Just call a doner a gyro and call a gyro a doner.
75 0 ReplyWhen with Turks don't forget to refer to baklava as your favorite greek desert.
44 0 ReplyOr call their coffee Greek Coffee and vice versa.
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If you want to double that emotional damage for Greece, you could call them the Turkish Republic of South Macedonia
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And once they are staring daggers at you, be sure to follow up with calling them 'typical over-emotional southerners without self control'.
Perfect way to make new friends /s
26 0 ReplyJust call them all Persians
22 0 ReplyGreater Kurdistan
22 2 ReplyI do similar here. I call Puerto Ricans, Cuban; Cubans, Mexican; and Mexicans, Puerto Rican.
They fucking hate it. I also live an hour away from Miami, so I get to do it all the time :D
It's mostly friends that I fuck with that way, but I do it to strangers from time to time too.
20 1 ReplyStrangers will just think you're a estúpido gringo that doesn't know geography lol
15 0 ReplyOh I assure you, most of them are so racist towards one another that it usually pisses them off. But I don't mind pissing off racists.
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As a Greek, Fuck you.
20 1 ReplyGreece will forever be South North Macedonia to me
19 0 ReplyOh you mean like West Taiwan?
21 3 ReplyJust say that baklava was invented by their neighbours.
15 0 Reply"Mainland Taiwan" will earn you an instafrown from Winnie the Pooh.
12 0 ReplyWhy would you antagonize anyone who lives where there's such delicious food? That's how you don't get invited to the cookout.
11 1 ReplyCould probably do similar with Pakistan and India
7 0 ReplyMake enemies fast...
6 0 ReplyAs a Turk, Fuck you.
4 0 ReplyOh and BTW it’s Constantinople.
3 0 ReplyIt’s so funny to be edgy, people really think you’re a cool person in highschool/college where you run around trying to “trigger” everyone because it’s le funny.
Shit never changes ig lol
6 12 ReplyIt is, however, completely level-headed behavior to get all worked up about what is clearly a Bad Advice Cat meme without the cat while assuming that it's an earnest suggestion.
11 2 ReplyI love how you think a text post on this app is somehow getting sooo worked up lmao.
Being a dick to people isn’t funny and I’m not sorry for posting about my opinion move along bro
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