You really only need to know 5 states, california (this covers the entire west coast), NY (this covers everything north of Maryland), Florida (this covers everything south of North Carolina), Texas, and everything else is Ohio.
A.D. 2101 - a malarial floodplain home to a gang of cannibal boaters, swamp pirates, and the last known whereabouts of the eldest son of the High Legatus of St. Louis.
damn euros are so fucking slaves the the angloid media hegemony & they have remnants of a working education system. SO Obviously they know all your states (fucking Sims) , and Obvious they see that angloid subtribe put a fake state there ,thereby proving that euros generally know their shit.
Fine, I name this area "New Middlesex". You cannot use whatever the original name was ever again, and that is frankly exactly what you should have expected when you asked Europeans to name part of your country.
I drove from Chicago to Nashville a few years back and it was the most boring fucking road trip I've ever done. Apart from the weird truck stops with tigers and all the anti-abortion billboards.
I'm allowed to say whatever I want about American politics because the US has turned my country into a vassal state. I should get a vote in your election (I'd write in Hillary if course)