This title is another fat joke

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The police already have all the morbidly obese and immobile shooters
- In jail, right?
  
  They do occasionally visit jail.
The morbidly obese and immobile shooter is the police officer that is sent to stop the active shooter.
Source: Jon Benjamin Has a Van
- To top it he was jerking off under the blanket.
  
  Which explains his face at the end.
Is this a joke I'm too Global South to understand?
- Not that America, the other America, you know the one with hot dogs and Uncle Sam and rampant gun violence.
  
  ~~hotdogs~~
  
  Uncle Sam
  
  ~~rampart gun violence~~
  
  We are one old guy away from the first world i see
but why isn't he wearing makeup?

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