Lad was never a stupid kid that climbed through a bush and covered themselves with cuts and splinters.
You reminded me of the Douglas Adams quote about someone who looked "not merely as if he’d been pulled through a hedge backwards, but as if the hedge was being simultaneously pulled backwards through a combine harvester"
And they're full of spiders.
People aren't full of spiders, Kevin. You should go see a doctor.
People aren't full of spiders
Not even Spider-Man??
I learned this the hard way when a tequila-soaked me decided to dive onto what looked like a very soft and fluffly snow-covered headge. I neglected to remember the inside was made of tree. I went on to attempt to remove the hedge with a saw, and had to have several friends hold me down to stop my act of revenge.
this is actually kinda horrifying
Feels like if you run into a hedge it should puncture you like a cactus lol
If there's a bustle in your hedge row, don't be alarmed now.
Lad was never a stupid kid that climbed through a bush and covered themselves with cuts and splinters.
You reminded me of the Douglas Adams quote about someone who looked "not merely as if he’d been pulled through a hedge backwards, but as if the hedge was being simultaneously pulled backwards through a combine harvester"