Japan to launch world’s first wooden satellite to combat space pollution

If any aliens find that it'll surely be a WTF moment

Surely it'll be powered by wood and have wooden circuitry and it'll be super efficient to launch because they've figured out how to harness the power of wood popping as it burns. I can't wait to see the wooden solar panels. Good thing there's so much oxygen in space. This stuff doesn't usually make it to the surface on reentry anyway, right?

I wonder if this is a real article. I don't want to read it, but I wonder.