To explain, for those like me who don't know:
soup du jour just means "soup of the day;" or "today's soup;" it's just whatever soup is sold that day.
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47 0 ReplyCame to post exactly this. Damn you! Lol
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Thank you, I don't know French and was scratching my head as to why this is confidently incorrect.
21 2 ReplyHonestly, it still works even if it was a specific soup, this just makes it much better.
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I need to find more opportunities to use “I don’t know what kind of ruse you’re trying to perpetrate” in my life. Preferably over completely banal things.
145 0 ReplyI don’t know what kind of ruse you’re trying to perpetrate, but you could always use the phrase as a complete non sequitur.
67 0 ReplyI don't know what kind of ruse you're trying to perpetuate, but comment replies shouldn't make me laugh out loud.
27 1 ReplyI like your style!
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15 1 ReplyThat's what happens when you go to a stake house for a steak: you get shafted.
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Just walk into a Chuck E Cheese and you should have a few things that apply.
3 0 ReplyAre they serving steak at Chuck E. Cheese now?
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What is the soup du jour?
It's the soup of the day.
Mmm...that sounds good. I'll have that.
59 0 Reply'Scuse me, Flo?
7 0 ReplyKick his ass Seabass!
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I just need to know which Day they've boiled to make the soup as not all Days are good ones.
18 0 ReplyThursday’s soup tastes electric
1 0 ReplySoup of Saturday tastes like Freedom!
2 1 ReplyYou'd expect Friday to taste like that, instead!
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And then the soup clapped
15 4 ReplyIt was still clapping when I started to eat it.
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Wow, this is an oooooooold joke! My dad used to tell it the 90s.
9 0 ReplyThis sounds like a great dad joke
6 0 ReplyThings that didn't happen for $200, Alex.
9 3 ReplyTrick of the day
5 0 ReplyWasn't this the entire plot of dumb and dumber
3 0 Replyit was just not her day.
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