"I'm whoever you want me to be, sweetheart" smoker's cough
I like this one. It nasty.
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Cmon tell me who are you?
Who who, who who
Your name, usually.
Who's asking?
“I’m Batman,”
I dunno man, when it comes right down to it, who are any of us really? Y'know?
"I'm Ronnie fucking Pickering"
Who's that?
RONNIE FUCKING PICKERING!
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You kill my father. Prepare to die."
Spending an hour in the character generator, then clicking "venture forth".
"Do you want my name rank, serial number and the Readers Digest shitty condensed version of my life story or do you just want to know what I am doing in your living room?"
"I'm fine, thanks. Who are you?"
Hello Fine Thanks. I'm CD.
A better question is "What do you want?"
t. Mr. Morden (Babylon 5)
Whom do you trust? Whom do you serve?
I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the little mouse that eats your cheese! I am Darkwing Duck
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die
You rang?
An explanation of what I’m doing here.
Goddamn. Lemmy users are bad at comebacks.
Who's asking?
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Not a Vorlon, that's for sure
The man your mom wishes she was.
Do you want my real name, or a fake one?
I AM THE RED WORM!
I'm you, but stronger
"My Name is Guy Incognito!"
This man is my exact double!
"Let's just keep it light, okay?"
"If you have to ask, you might as well update your resume."
"Back off, man. I'm a scientist."
"I'm Duke Nukem, and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!"
I am CapnAssHolo. Captain of the Millennium Flatulence!
Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!!
"your worst nightmare"
I am Sancho!
"I'm Frida's boss."
"Let's just keep it light, okay?"
My name is jimmydoreisalefty, nice to meet you! What is your name!?
You can also go with the 30 sec elevator speech or...
Other possible replies:
No one. [walks away, CALMLY]
Your soulmate?
Depends on the setting and people.
