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Friendship Bracelet Flashed At Bar To Repel Anyone Seeking Platonic Companionship

www.theonion.com Friendship Bracelet Flashed At Bar To Repel Anyone Seeking Platonic Companionship

NEW YORK—Conspicuously holding up her wrist for everyone in the bar to see, local woman Liz Galdames reportedly flashed her friendship bracelet Wednesday evening in order to repel anyone seeking platonic companionship. “Sorry, buddy, I already have a pal,” Galdames told the disappointed man who had ...

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“Sorry, buddy, I already have a pal,”
If someone puts this on a t shirt I will buy it

I met my female friend like this.
I made small talk with a girl at a bar, because she was wearing a cool gaming earrings.
She saw my ring. I saw her ring. We both felt relief that it wasn't flirting and now she's a good family friend who comes by for dinner with her husband.

I need something like this, but in reverse.
- ‮Friendship Bracelet Flashed At Bar To Repel Anyone Seeking Platonic Companionship
  
  You did it wrong he said he wanted
  sihT
- Post up at a table with a friendship bracelet making kit and an empty chair.

Me as a girl trying to find other girls to bone

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