Chicken soup

Puppy!

Cock

Thinkpad clitoris

Sigh...Pussy.

Crayon

Goldfish

Potato Soup. Nickname Potato.

Hello my 酸菜肥牛面

Brick

5 guys

Sloppy Cumshot. What a cute name

Motor oil

Your Mom’s Pussy

Arsenic.

Asshole

Biscuit

It's a great name.

Poor dog is gonna get name cock 🥺

Creme brulé

2 whole pots of nutella

prostitute

Tamale!

Taco

Child.

Turkish delight

Dog is such an uninspired name though...

Beans!

Tortilla chip

Sushi

Pussy

spicy and tingly beef biang biang, shortening this name is illegal

Baked beans

Bok Choy

Pho

Dog food

Tequila coke

Dog

He is meaty ziti now

CHICHARRONES!

Bologna sandwich

Sausages

Your sister

Shokupan is actually a great name for that little fluffy white dog.

Werther's Original

I think French Toast is a great name for the little guy

Chocolate.

potato

Asshole

Pudding

Oreos and milk

Hackfleisch pide mit sucuk und scharf

Pizza or more specifically chicken bacon pizza, with garlic fingers .

Big mac

Quiche

Rice.

Since I'm too cheap to buy name brand, welcome home Woven Whole Wheat Cracker!

Mars

Penne primavera with chicken, hold the tomatoes.

Cute name!

Kefir
A surprisingly fitting name

Brisket

Or potato, but I think I finished the food on the brisket.

Chuck roast.

Chili

Waffle.

Peppermint Bark...

It's kind of a decent name actually... Lol

Quark. Also goes by Charm.

Soupe Vichyssoise

Yeah, I don't know how to pronounce that either. But try the soup, it's really nice and quite easy to make.

Cookie

egg roll

Cum

Fried fish

ice cube 🥰

Chili (homemade)

Crouton

I hope Meatloaf can sing...

Pop tart!

Quest mini protein peanut butter cup

Oh no, he's called Grinder.

Peaches

Slider. He looks like a slider!

pork chop

Blueberry lemon scone. All three would work as a nickname. 😁

Macaroni

Shrimp

Salsicca, which I think translates to Sausage. Sausage is a good name.

Ass

Maple Chipotle Almond

Egg Scramble

Mandu

Mandarin.

Taco 🌮

Grape

Mamba

Milk chocolate

Hotpot

Hot Cherry Loca!

Split pea

Peanut!

Alfredo

Ravioli.

Ginger cookie

Pita or Hummus

DiGiorno

McNugget

Gold fish

Hot Dog

Cheddar Jalapeno Cheese Cheetos

Quaso

Chicken nuggets

Flauta. I like it.

I think I'm winning: Pokebowl

Doggie

Stroopwaffel!

Babka

Choripan

Chicken and mushroom pie

Hungarian rice cake(rizskoch) for the fellow hungarians who know what im talking about.

Samosa!

Taters

Burritos and Hotdogs.

pizza

Spagetti :)

Focaccia cheese melt.

Cheezy for short!

Spaghetti

Chicken

Pepperoni pizza slice 🍕

Generic ez cheese

Labneh

Mini pizza

Kimchi Udon!

Meatball

Cheese bread

Bratwurst

Lentils.

Nacho

Popcorn

Chimken 'Fredo

Rib

Popcorn! Perfect.

Croissant.

Muffin!

Fruit 'n' Fiber

Hawaiian sweet bread!

Lasagne

pizza pocket

Elmer!

Snickers

Awe little Kit Kat Mini is actually a pupper