One of the best costumes I've seen in a while

But that’s a Navy uniform and rank, so he’d be Admiral Tso.

I need this one explained to me. Any takers?

This is my chicken. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

This is fantastic. Got a (startlingly loud, per my cat) cackle from me.

We found him, boys! Now make him make chicken takeout for the rest of his life!

Sweet and a little spicy!

I don't see any fortunes tho... :-P it's fantastic! :-D