Ok.
Ok.
What a bad day to have internet.
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This is what I will tell myself if I ever accidentally shit myself. "I just needed some adversity in my life guys!"
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Satire
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Agree?
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I thought it was to assert dominance/mark territory.
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No, if you want to assert dominance you piss on the leg of the person you're trying to dominate in the style of Lyndon B Johnson.
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That's my prerogative.
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I've heard peeing your pants is the coolest.
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I would guess it's the warmest at first and then it gets cooler overtime.
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I think you mean the hottest
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That would be a person who has an easy fucking life.
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Possibly a fetish
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I wanna upvote it because it's funny but I don't wanna upvote it because OP didn't get the obvious joke
In OP's defense, it's kinda hard to tell nowadays if someone's joking or not. Satire is dead and buried.
Edit to add: there absolutely is a non zero chance that the guy in the pic literally and purposefully peed his pants, thought that was a flex and subsequently bragged about it on the primary social network for professionals.
Satire has been exhumed, cremated, and had the ashes stolen and sold in an auction on accident.
Another problem with satire is that conservatives literally cannot grasp the concept of it, so they also take satirical works, making fun of conservatives, literally.
There are people that watched The Boys and come away from it thinking Homelander is a swell guy. Like, how??