Oklahoma bill would require 'furries' be picked up from school by parents, animal control
Oklahoma bill would require 'furries' be picked up from school by parents, animal control
The proposed bill banning "furries" and related behaviors from schools suggests animal control would be called if parents don't retrieve students.
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Not gonna lie, if a Furry told me they got arrested by animal control I'd be impressed.
Is there anyone at cons who plays that role? Like walking around with a big net and a villainous smirk?
Considering fur is a kink for a bunch of people, I'd say this is entirely likely. Even more so: your animal control Dom is also a furry.
This is a thing at burning man every year. A group goes out as animal control with nets and catches furries. It’s an ongoing feud
Considering how terminally online one has to be to find themselves on this platform, I'm surprised how little any of y'all know about furries
And well, it's not literally animals in that sense. At least not the entire community.
Kind of like getting a speeding ticket on a bicycle...
That happened to me once! I was 15 and going to school, was riding a Lotus Eclair I'd fixed up. I entered the school zone and wanted to see if I could get over 25 mph. But there was a cop hiding and I got a ticket. I had to tell my parents, and I think they were impressed with my 31 in a 25 speeding ticket.
The best part was having to go to court, and the judge asking how I got a Lotus (she was thinking of a car) and then upon learning the truth, asking the officer why he was wasting his time stopping a kid on a bicycle.