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edge [he/him] @hexbear.net

1y ago

Cope

Also lol at showing Crimea as unambiguously part of Ukraine, but also showing Ukraine bombing Crimea. I guess Ukraine is bombing itself.

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Because it's lost, gottem
The Icarus Project is a good name for soypointing at a war Zelensky thought he could win based on loans and charity.
- Naming your project after one of the most infamous failures in all of human mythology
  
  "Operation: Our Hubris Will Be Our Downfall" doesn't really have the same ring to it
  
  Zelenskyy girlbossed too close to the sun
- Just a few more billions, we can kill the sun
any day now (and with just a few more billion dollar checks) the Ukrainian military will sweep in with brand new (used) leopard tanks and export M1s covered by a sky darkened by swarms of predator drones and F-35s providing air cover (and also kamikaze attacking when their electronics fail)
just wait for the behemoth of advanced "western industry" to catch up. oh what's that? some hedge fund closed the factories? everything else outsourced? 80% of our GDP is "derivatives" and "securities"?
everything else is rusting away or has been bulldozed into parking lots? no New Deal or Marshall plan era facilities in mothballs just waiting to be restarted?
oh well we got our bags from flipping LMT

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