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Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world balderdash @lemmy.zip 10 mo. ago

BDSM

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BDSM? Bop dah sockers mate!
I still can't believe this was a real toy that people purchased.
- But they're more fun than... A PILLOW FIGHT
- My brothers and I had a blast boxing each other with these!
- An elegant weapon, for a more... civilized age
  
  ...we had inflatable lightsabres in the seventies, and honestly they sucked pretty hard for duelling: first time the blades struck, they'd just whip each other and entangle...
- How so? Kids still use bounce castles, that's just skulls cracking skulls ad infinitum 😂
Fist me, Daddy.
- "Blow em up, put your hand inside."
  
  This commercial literally demands it.
  
  Someone needs to rule 34 this on PornHub pronto.
I prefer Soccer Boppers

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